2 ou 3 trucs pour nourrir la poubelle

[yori]

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[Greedo]

le "clip" trop bon

[jimi]

Clair bien puissant ces vidéos


dans un autre registre, voici une comparaison de l'école en 1960 et 2007...

School 1960 vs. School 2007

Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.

1960 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up mates.

2007 - Police are called, Armed Response Unit arrives and arrests Johnny and Mark. Mobiles with video of fight confiscated as evidence. They are charged with assault, ASBOs are taken out and both are suspended even though Johnny started it. Diversionary conferences and parent meetings conducted. Video shown on 6 internet sites.


Scenario: Jeffrey won't sit still in class, disrupts other students.

1960 - Jeffrey is sent to the principal's office and given 6 of the best. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

2007 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. Counselled to death. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra funding because Jeffrey has a disability. Drops out of school.


Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbour's car and his Dad gives him the slipper.

1960 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.

2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. Psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mum has an affair with the psychologist. Psychologist gets a promotion.


Scenario: Mark, a college student, brings cigarettes to school.

1960 - Mark shares a smoke with the school principal out on the smoking area.

2007 - Police are called and Mark is expelled from School for drug possession. His car is searched for drugs and weapons.


Scenario: Mohammed fails high school English.

1960 - Mohammed retakes his exam, passes and goes to college.

2007 - Mohammed's cause is taken up by local human rights group. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that making English a requirement for graduation is racist. Civil Liberties Association files class action lawsuit against state school system and his English teacher. English is banned from core curriculum. Mohammed is given his qualification anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.


Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers, puts them in a model plane paint bottle and blows up an anthill.

1960 - Ants die.

2007 - MI5 and police are called and Johnny is charged with perpetrating acts of terrorism. Teams investigate parents, siblings are removed from the home, computers are confiscated, and Johnny's dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.


Scenario: Johnny falls during break and scrapes his knee. His teacher, Mary, finds him crying, and gives him a hug to comfort him.

1960 - Johnny soon feels better and goes back to playing.

2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces three years in prison. Johnny undergoes five years of therapy. Becomes gay.

[HxCseb]

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Excellent!

C'est quoi l'histoire à la base? Le présentateur et la meuf ont été ensemble?

[Greedo]

Vie de merde

[Amano J]

Aujourd'hui, mon frère a trouvé rigolo de me plonger le doigt dans le hachis-parmentier. Le plat sortait du four, et le hachis était à 80 degrés.

[yori]

Pour les 24 ans de ma copine, je lui rends visite chez elle à l'improviste. J'entre, elle sort de son canapé et je luis cris... "Ce soir, tu prends 24 gros coups de bite" (ok c'est pas classe). Son père passe alors la tête au dessus du canapé et me lance un glacial "bonjour". VDM

[Neox]

J'ai longuement hésité avec le topic des dalleux (ou pas)

[Kretinou]

Aujourd'hui, ou plutôt hier, j'étais en boite, bien bourré, et j'ai bécoté longuement une nana, qui m'a avoué qu'elle avait fait une fellation quelques heures plus tôt. Le lendemain, je me suis aperçu que ma langue avait longuement trainé dans sa bouche, tout comme le sexe de quelqu'un d'autre.VDM

[Greedo]

Aujourd'hui, après 4 mois de travail au corps, ma copine se décide à me faire une fellation. Au moment de la mise en bouche, elle me sort dégoutée : "Bèèèèèrk....elle sent comme ma tortue." ...obligé de la rentrer dans mon slip-carapace. VDM

[Enzo]

http://www.gamaniak.com/video-2492-a...s-sarkozy.html

trop forte roumanoff

[ANgI-]

En voilà un site qu'il est bon.

Aujourd'hui je suis allé chez ma copine pour la première fois, rencontré ses parents...En arrivant, j'ai écrasé leur "Sacré de Birmanie", leur chat auquel ils tenaient plus que tout et qui apparemment coutait 450 euros. Adieu beau-parents et leur charmante fille dont je commençai à être amoureux.

[Arngrim]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=WZEKYEe09NQ

[gojirien]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=WZEKYEe09NQ

Mon dieu....Je ne connaissais pas la version usa, c'est du lourd !

[Ryuga]

On avait fais lors du FICOSS V le doublage de la version JAP et on avait bien rigolé... J'ose même pas imaginer le massacre avec la version US